Bold funny retro lunch lady t-shirt design on a pure solid black background. Exact text: "LUNCH LADY SERVING ATTITUDE WITH A SIDE OF LUNCH" Create a confident old-school cafeteria lunch lady as the central character. She wears a retro apron, rolled-up sleeves, cat-eye glasses and a bandana, holding a cafeteria tray loaded with a burger, fries, vegetables and fruit. Give her a confident humorous expression and dynamic pose. Behind the character place a large 70s striped sunset in burnt orange, golden yellow and muted red. Add cafeteria themed elements around the composition: milk carton, apple, serving spoon, lunch tray, small stars and comic action lines. Typography: "LUNCH LADY" huge distressed lettering at the top. "SERVING ATTITUDE" large energetic retro lettering through the middle. "WITH A SIDE OF LUNCH" on a curved banner at the bottom. Vintage comic book meets American cafeteria aesthetic, bold thick outlines, distressed screen print texture, cream red orange yellow and blue palette, dynamic composition, minimal empty space, artwork fills almost entire canvas, pure solid black background, 2D flat illustration, no gradients, no mockup, no shirt, isolated artwork, POD ready.